Zimbabwe's central bank governor is asking for limits and controls on the price of beer. He said cheap lager was responsible for turning the country into a nation of drunkards. In June the price of beer and other commodities were cut by the government in an attempt at at staving off inflation. Current estimates now have levels at 6,500 percent. Reports out of the country say that a pint of lager is now only available in hotels and is cheaper to buy than a bottled of mineral water.

Police in Pottstown, Pennsylvania were shocked when a letter carrier in town notified them about finding cremated human remains inside a package. The package was found Tuesday wrapped haphazardly in a plastic bag without any mailing address or return address. After the police dog passed the package from any bomb scare, the officers opened it and found a box with a metal plate with the deceased person's name on it and the years "1957-2000. "

After failing to recover the pending $750 bill for a headstone for almost a year, an Utah-based company dealing in cemetery goods devised a new way to get its money back. Memorial Art Monuments repossessed the cemetery headstone of a teenager who died in a car wreck in May to gain attention from the owners. Brady Conger, 17, and two friends died when their car smashed into a sport utility vehicle a year ago.

For the past six years, the owners of a 40-year-old ocean-view home in the upscale Monarch Beach area in California are inundated by bundles of letters, crates of wine, cheese platters, and other raw food materials. The crazy stuff began arriving at their residence address six years ago when the five-star hotel opened at 1 Monarch Beach Resort. While the home of Harold and Martha Smith is nearly 40-years-old and located at 1 Monarch Bay, it is often confused by the postal department for newly opened St. Regis Resort about 1 1/2 miles away.

A Romanian convict's legal action against God was rejected, because prosecutors could not find God's address. Pavel Mircea, who is currently serving a 20 year sentence for murder, launched the action against God two years ago. "God and I closed a contract when I was baptised and God did not respect his part of the deal," said Mircea. "He was supposed to protect me from all evils and instead he gave me to Satan who encouraged me to kill. " Mircea also demanded financial compensation for money spent on candles and church services. But Romanian prosecutors have decided to drop the case after two years. "We could not find God's address," a spokesman said. "He has no home address. "