Thieves with a fetish for nursery rhymes stole a Humpty Dumpty sculpture from an Indian Shores, Florida family. The Humpty Dumpty is valued at $5,112 and stands 3 feet tall weighing in at 60-pounds.

Punk Fitness Detroit has gained a loyal following for offering an unconventional way of working out. It is an alternative exercise class that meets three times a week at Metro Detroit nightclubs and features local alternative bands like The Hentchman and classic punk favorites like The Clash, according to a review from a local paper.

A tabloid is making good on an offensive article that labeled a police officer who suffered disfiguring burns in a crash while on duty as "ugly. "American Media Inc. , owner of the Weekly World News, ran a list of the ''top 10 ugliest people'' in its Feb. 7 issue featuring a post-surgery photo of the disfigured officer and his wife.

A group of British potato farmers are waging war on the world's slackers and their coined title, "couch potato. "The farmers claim the term's position in the dictionary inadvertantly gives potatoes a bad name.