An unidentified young woman beat up a guy for singing Coldplay's song "Yellow" at Chances Bar in Seattle Thursday night, telling him he "sucked. " The 21-year-old also pushed and punched the singer to get him to stop singing and it took almost four men to stop her.

The 9-1-1-department in Largo, Fla. , was confused when a 38-year-old man called them to seek help from a group of police officers who came to arrest him. Police arrested Dana Farrell Shelton after a local bar lodged a complaint about him causing a disturbance there. Shelton, who appeared to be under the influence of alcohol, immediately called 911 to report he was surrounded by police officers with their guns drawn and needed help.

The pastor of a Times Square Church has asked the state court to bar a bidet company from showing off it's cheeky advertising. At the center of the issue is a billboard, which would run on both sides of the building housing the church, featuring several nude bottoms with a smiley on them. The head of the 8,000-member church complains that the bidet company's plan to put up a giant billboard will interfere with the consecration of the church goers.

A man who got national attention when he was arrested in a park wearing a woman's wig and a bikini has reportedly pleaded guilty to a charge of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and disorderly conduct. Steven S. Cole's acceptance of this plea deal Thursday dropped a charge of public indecency against him. However, the former volunteer firefighter has now been sentenced to attend a mandatory driver intervention program and been placed on two years' probation.

A 46-year-old man accused of robbing a store on Saturday apparently got thirsty and was hence arrested about 15 minutes later at a bar less than a mile away. The man, who is from New Holstein, is accused of robbing a Dollar General Store at knifepoint. He was taken into custody by police without incident at Kiel, in eastern Wisconsin, about 20 miles northwest of Sheboygan.