A 53-year-old man from Albuquerque, New Mexico, who was previously arrested on 27 counts of driving under the influence of alcohol, was yet again arrested Wednesday evening, marking his 28th such offense. Joseph Brill, who was on parole for two of the convictions, was driving on a withdrawn license when deputies saw him park in a driveway and fall out of his pickup truck Wednesday evening. According to a criminal report, Brill smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech. He also declined to be tested for breath analysis and was unable to perform a sobriety test.

A Clearfield, Pa. pub recently unveiled what they call a new world record -- a 123-pound cheeseburger. The sandwich was the main attraction at the Beer Barrel Charity event. Denny's Beer Barrel Pub owner Denny Leigey said he has beaten the competition -- a 105-pound burger from New Jersey and another from Thailand.

A New Jersey accountant is operating out of bars during tax season rather than out of his office. Carmine Sodora, the founder of Tavern Tax, says the bar environment is more personal and comfortable and that his business is sure to grow because of the change of scene. "People think accountants are supposed to be 60-year-old gentlemen in pinstriped suits that sit in a big office behind oak desks telling you what to do," Sodora said, according to the New York Times.

As the saying goes, father knows best, but unfortunately not in every case. A Polish father has been questioned by police in Warsaw for allegedly giving his young sons lessons on how to drink and smoke. Mariusz Lechniak, 35, claims that he only wanted to teach his sons the lessons they needed in order to become real men, ranging from 2 years old to 8.