Jennifer Aniston, tells fans that her real calling may have been a doctor. The former Friends star tells Contactmusic. com, "I would probably do something in the medical community. I would like to and I think I am obsessed with doctors and what they do. "

The annual Bulwer-Lytton literary parody prize went to an opening sentence containing a burrito, an angel and a shovel. The winning entry written by a retired mechanical designer Jim Guigli of California, read:"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean. " The contest challenges entrants to submit their worst opening sentence of an imaginary novel.

On Tuesday, the annual Bulwer-Lytton literary parody prize went to an opening sentence containing a burrito, an angel and a shovel. Retired mechanical designer Jim Guigli of California was proclaimed winner of the contest, which challenges entrants to submit their worst opening sentence of an imaginary novel.

Shannen Rossmiller,35, and mother of three invites online terrorists by attaching her e-mail with video clips of Westerners getting their heads cut off. "They get pumped up when they see beheadings. For them, it's like rock videos," Rossmiller said. "I always give the appearance that I am one of them. "