Escaped Chimp Has A Snack And Cleans Toilet With A Brush

January 17, 2007
An escaped chimp named Judy was so hungry that she raided a kitchen cupboard, but made sure that she cleaned the toilet and scrubbed the refrigerator before authorities caught her. The 120-pound chimpanzee escaped at the Little Rock Zoo Tuesday into a service area when a zookeeper opened a door to her sleeping quarters, without being aware of Judy's presence. As the authorities tried to sedate Judy, she played havoc with a refrigerator where chimp snacks are stored, opened kitchen cupboards and pulled out juice and soft drinks. She also managed to have a sip or two from the soft drinks.

Burger Brawl: Texas Rep Claims Burger Birthplace

January 16, 2007
A State Representative, R-Texas is battling with a Connecticut restaurant owner who claims the birthplace of the burger. Betty Brown, R-Texas, proposed a resolution naming Athens, Texas the birthplace of the hamburger. She said a resident of the town owned a luncheonette in the 1880s, which sold the first hamburger.

Saddam Hussein Saved Bread Crusts To Feed Birds, Says Former Care-taker

January 1, 2007
A U. S. military nurse who cared for Saddam Hussein in jail threw light on the softer side of the person deemed responsible for taking the lives of hundreds of people. The nurse said Hussein actually saved bread crusts to feed birds and was a very cooperative person. Master Sgt. Robert Ellis cared for the disgraced leader from January 2004 until August 2005 at Camp Cropper. Ellis said Hussein also watered weeds in a jail garden and drank coffee while smoking cigars to keep his blood pressure down.

Hungry Burglar Makes Cheese Sandwich After Stealing

December 22, 2006
Topics house, cheese, bread and camera
An apparently hungry burglar made a cheese sandwich after stealing away a few things from the house. An unidentified burglar broke into David Palmer's house in this northeast Ohio town over the weekend and took coins, a camera and other items.
Judge Rules That A Burrito Is Not Now, Nor Has It Ever Been, A Sandwich

Judge Rules That A Burrito Is Not Now, Nor Has It Ever Been, A Sandwich

November 10, 2006
What makes a sandwich a sandwich? Could one define the nature of a burrito as simply a Mexican sandwich? A Worchester judge presiding over a legal dispute between Panera Bread Co. and Qdoba Mexican Grill answered these tough culinary questions last week. Panera, a bakery and sandwich making food chain, filed suit against the owners of the White City Shopping Mall for allowing a burrito making business to open shop in the same facility. Panera and the mall had signed a lease agreement in 2001 barring rental space from any other sandwich shop. According to Panera, burritos are sandwiches.
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