Sylvester J. Williams, 21, of Leavenworth, is facing charges of possessing crack cocaine with the intent to sell it, according to police reports. The alleged drug dealer went to great lengths to maintain a professional, albeit illegal business. Williams went so far as to have business cards, complete with his contact information, made for his alleged clients.

Elmo arrested? That was the scene as three impersonators were busted last week for allegedly harassing tourists for tips after posing for pictures on Hollywood Boulevard. One of those taken into custody happened to be the furry resident of Sesame Street. The other two booked were a man dressed as Mr. Incredible and another dressed as the villain from the horror movie, "Scream. "

A 31 year-old man has been arrested in Berlin, Germany after being busted while scratching large penis-shaped gouges into the paint of two cars. The man has been under investigation for vandalizing around 330 vehicles in the region over the last few months that had also been marked with the same penis insignia.

An Akron, Ohio postal worker is in trouble with the law after being busted on videotape urinating into the office coffee pot. Thomas Shaheen, 49, of Springfield, OH was charged with two misdemeanor counts of adulteration of food and placing harmful objects in food.