A woman with a nervous cow will soon be headed to jail after police found the Polish lady growing marijuana. A woman in Lobez was arrested and charged with cultivating a narcotic after Polish police found she had been growing the drug to calm her "skittish and unruly" cow.

"Fertile" may not be enough to describe an Arkansas cow who gave birth to triplets for the fourth time. It is the ninth time the cow, named Faith, has borne more than one calf at a time. Twenty-two calves were produced in the cow's nine pregnancies.

Phonetics experts at the University of London say they can prove that cows moos have regional accents, backing early claims by dairy farmers. John Wells, Professor of Phonetics at the University of London, said, "This phenomena is well attested in birds. You find distinct chirping accents in the same species around the country.

Frightened villagers in Sierra Leone are attacked by wild bush cows, prompting paramilitary police to offer protection. Police say the cows attacked villagers homes and gored a farmer to death.

Apparently, a wife isn't exactly what one Russian man is looking for; farmer Boris Gabov is seeking permission from the President to marry his beloved cow. Russian reports indicate that Gabov had asked Russian President Vladimir Putin for permission to marry his cow during a recent webcast in which Russians were able to e-mail the president and ask him anything.