The Prince of Wales, who was once quoted by describing Chinese officials as "appalling old waxworks", has apparently found himself not good enough to get the waxwork himself at Madame Tussauds Museum in Shanghai. According to Sky News, Prince Charles' late wife, Princess Diana, and their elder son, Prince William, are on display at the museum in the Chinese city, although Charles is nowhere to be seen.

A teacher at the University of Southern California (USC) is getting some unwanted attention after posting topless pictures of herself online. According to feminist theory lecturer, Diana Blaine, students wanted "more of me after our class time has ended. "

Cranston, Rhode Island (AHN) In an unusual display of holiday cheer, a Rhode Island man has set up a Christmas shrine of hotel heiress Paris Hilton in his front yard.

An anonymous person puts a personal ad in the New York Times for New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, leaving the mayor with a lot of explaining to do with his girlfriend, state Banking Superintendent Diana Taylor. Bloomberg, who is 63 and divorced, says, "I can tell you that the banking superintendent would be annoyed if it was me, and it is not me. "

Thieves with a fetish for nursery rhymes stole a Humpty Dumpty sculpture from an Indian Shores, Florida family. The Humpty Dumpty is valued at $5,112 and stands 3 feet tall weighing in at 60-pounds.