A 10-week-old kitten survived a spin in a washing machine after her 11-year old owner spotted her spinning alongside with dirty laundry, according to a local news report. According to the report, Bethany Hall saw Molly through the machine door of their washing machine as her mother, Sonia Hall, was doing their laundry.

After refusing to scrub her partner's dirty shoes, a 32-year-old-woman died after she was thrown-out of the window by her Egyptian husband, Monday. Liberty Post reported that the cadaver of the woman was found next to a tower block in the city of El Mahalla el Kubra to the north of Cairo.

The mayor of the Philippine capital of Manila Alfredo Lim on Sunday outlined a tough new policy on rogue police officers. Lim warned he would issue a shoot-to-kill order against rogue policemen who were involved in illegal acts such as robbery with homicide, or who put up violent or armed resistance during arrest. Lim made the announcement as he revealed he had planned to issue a shoot-to-kill order against a policeman who was suspected of being involved in a recent robbery involving homicide case. The mayor said only the immediate arrest of the policeman prevented him from issuing that directive.

A suspicious package at a post office next to the Smithsonian's National Postal Museum turned out to be a false alarm. The police called for the evacuation of the site for several hours after a postal worker noted a foul smelling package that no one came to claim. The package also did not have any postage or address.

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