get this: i was running down my street last night coming homeand i see this girl run across the road. then i see something fly across the yard she was in. So i stop dead in my tracks when i probably should have been running. The girl comes up to me and says,"Can you help me find my shoe?" I was laughing so hard i almost pee-d on myself. So i was good person i guess and went and helped her but it was so histerical. We looked like red-necks looking for a shoe in the middle of the night.

A woman came home to find her husband stalking the kitchen with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Killed any yet?" "Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone. "

Tension gripped Western Victoria residents after witnessing bright light in heavens for two straight nights believed to be a meteor form outer space. ABC News reported that residents of Ballarat, west of Melbourne, said that they saw a bright orange-colored light in the sky about 10 p. m Tuesday.

A Japanese plane landed on the wrong runway where another plane was to take off in Osaka, Japan while a Taiwanese plane with a faulty speedometer returned to an airport in the country's southern island of Kyushu 30 minutes after takeoff. The two near-accidents did not cause any harm, but authorities are investigating the separate incidents and reviewing airport safety procedures. According to Japan Today, miscommunication between the pilot and air traffic controllers caused the All Nippon Airways (ANA) Flight 448 with 165 passengers to land on a 3,000-meter runway at Itami Airport in Osaka. At the same time, a Japan Airlines (JAL) Corp. McDonnell Douglas MD-87 passanger plane was to take off from the runway where the ANA plane was landing. But the pilot of the JAL Flight 2441 with 147 passengers and crew saw the incoming ANA plane and decided not to fly.

A 23-year-old Hooters waitress was asked to leave the flight by a Southwest Airlines employee for wearing a miniskirt that he found "too inappropriate" to fly. Kyla Ebbert was on a plane to Tucson from San Diego, two months ago, when a Southwest airlines customer representative approached her telling she would have to change her outfit if she wants to fly.