Looks like former Spice Girl and ultimate 'Footballer's Wife' Victoria 'Posh' Spice can't get a break. The former singer and aspiring fashion icon hasn't even started her All-American campaign just yet, and already a designer is trying to persuade her to stay put in England. New t-shirts emblazoned with the slogan "Free Becks, Keep Posh" have already gone on sale in an attempt to have soccer star David Beckham come to America sans his pouty wife.

Head Honchos at Google Inc. thought it would be funny to pull an elaborate prank on their customers for April Fools Day telling them they could get free Internet access through their toilet. Google's "Toilet Internet Service Provider" (TiSP) came complete with a mock press release, FAQs, and a step-by-step online installation manual. The release said access is "free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system. "

In an apparent imitation of an MTV prank, four Long Island eighth graders handed out laxative laced doughnuts to their classmates, sending some of them back home and a few to the hospital. According to officials at Sequoya Middle School, the doughnuts were served to some 18 students and a staff member who then reported the school officials. The children were feeling well and the parents were informed of the situation, the school officials said in a statement, according to WABC-TV reports.

A mother of a 6-month-old son got the surprise of her life last month when her son started walking around their home on her own. Connie Robinson, who hails from the British town of Harlow, said she was shell-shocked to see her son, Reuben cross the milestone of walking at such an early age. The Sun quotes the surprised 38-year-old mother as saying, "He just got up and started walking round the front room. I couldn't believe it. He's so young. It looks very funny. "