Thieves who stole Britain's Prince William's holiday pictures have been branded "dumb and dumber" by a judge. Charlie Ewins and Leon Sesay were ordered to each carry out 100 hours of community service and pay £125 [$210] costs by Recorder Martyn Barklem at Kingston Crown Court after pleading guilty to the theft at an earlier hearing.

The two men had tried to sell the memory card to Britain's The Sun newspaper, asking for £50,000 [$83,000] for the pictures of William and girlfriend Kate Middleton holidaying on Mustique, claiming they had found it in a gutter after Kate's sister Pippa had her car broken into.

A 45-year-old woman has been arrested for battery with a sex toy.

Kimberly Lynn Calvert began yelling at her boyfriend, John Gonzales, with whom she had been living for five months while drunk, and poked him in the groin "multiple times" Wednesday night, police said.

Johnny Depp doesn't think he is famous. The award-winning actor - who rose to fame in 1984's "A Nightmare on Elm Street" - finds it strange when people refer to him as a "celebrity" and prefers to hide away from the public spotlight.

He said: "I can't think of myself in terms of celebrity. It's just too weird. If the choice is between being gawked at and sitting in a chair in a dark room, I prefer the dark room."

"Phony Toni" has been acquitted. A Toni Braxton impersonator was found not guilty of trying to fool the R&B songstress' fans into thinking she was the real deal on Tuesday.

Trina Johnson-Finn was arrested in February after concert-goers in Suriname complained they paid as much as $53 per ticket to see the "Un-Break My Heart" hitmaker only to watch a woman pretending to be her on stage.

Mickey Rourke was "petrified" the first time he saw a pair of breasts. The "Wrestler" star - who has not had a relationship for 14 years - was extremely nervous around females when he was young, and didn't know how to react when his first girlfriend showed him her chest.

Mickey explained: "I was about 15. She was really nice, but I wasn't used to talking to girls. After taking her out, I was at her house and she says, 'Don't you even want to see my t**s?' She lifts up her shirt. I stood there petrified. I didn't know what to say to her. All I knew is I wanted to see them again, but she threw me out. I wasn't forward enough. It was not a good beginning."