Jacob Cherian - All Headline News ContributorSan Francisco, CA (AHN)-- Online dating has been around for as long as the Internet for American singles, but now services have expanded to accommodate various interests and fads.

A retired, 76-year-old man has pleaded in court for a divorce from his wife of 50 years, due to a 'sexless' marriage, but was turned down, according to local reports. The man, identified in local newspapers by his surname Ma, complained that he had not slept with his wife for years, the China Daily reported.

When confronted by police during a Northwest Side rampage, 33-year-old Jakub Fik cut off his own penis, and hurled his severed organ and several knives at the officers. The stunned police officers then stunned Fik with a Taser and took him into custody. Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District says, "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own. "

Need proof the OnStar system in your car really works? Ralph A. Gomez was showing off his system to his girlfriend, but the volume was so low, he could not hear the operator. If there is no response from the driver, OnStar automatically notifies police. When a police officer pulled Gomez over, he found cocaine on the car's center console. Gomez was held on $15,000 bond on charges of possession of an illegal narcotic within 1,000 feet of a church, and possession of drug paraphernalia.