In what is turning out to be a hot commodity, fake porno European notes sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash throughout the European Union. The bills, in 300, 600 and 1,000-euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature scantily clad men and buxom nude women.

Gunshots may actually end up saving a robbery victim. Donald Batsch was being treated for two gunshots he suffered during the stickup when doctors discovered a tumor. The 54-year-old was shot in the arm during a Feb. 16 robbery at his Chester Lane Market. He had completed recovered when doctors found the tumor.

English soccer star David Beckham, whose intelligence has been questioned by the media, has said that his six-year-old son's mathematics homework has left him one too many times confused. The soccer ace reveals that he has been forced to call on his wife, Victoria, to help their eldest son, Brooklyn, with his school assignments because he found it to be too difficult.

A Pennsylvania man apparently thinks of himself in a higher, holier light. Paul S. Sewell, a registered Republican, signed his name as "God" on the voter registration form. Sewell claims that his "God" signature is the equivalent of signing your name with an X, as those who are illiterate sometimes do.

A Kenyan woman suffering from starvation placed a curse on God and then died in her sleep. Local newspapers said Thursday that the women invoked a potent tribal curse from the Kamba community, which is located in the drought-stricken Kangundo district, reports Reuters.