The Brown County District Attorney's office had cleared Dennis Kocken from the March 7 crash but the County Sheriff could not clam his conscience for he believed the accident occurred due to his mistake. Pressed by his interior, the 52-year-old officer finally wrote himself a ticket on March 27 for an unsafe lane change, a violation that carries a $160. 80 fine. Recalling the incident to the Green Bay Press Gazette, Kocken said that he was following an apparent speeder last month when he suddenly changed the lane to avoid a snow-removal vehicle in his lane and rear-ended the speeding vehicle. Coincidentally, the driver of that vehicle slowed down to make a turn, causing it to crash with Sheriff's county-owned Ford 500 behind.

Head Honchos at Google Inc. thought it would be funny to pull an elaborate prank on their customers for April Fools Day telling them they could get free Internet access through their toilet. Google's "Toilet Internet Service Provider" (TiSP) came complete with a mock press release, FAQs, and a step-by-step online installation manual. The release said access is "free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system. "

Britain's Princess Diana's memorial fountain has turned into a "swamp" full of green slime. Visitors to the attraction in London's Hyde Park were shocked and disappointed to see the algae-like goo ruining the effect of the $10. 2 million granite feature. A spokesman for the fountain claimed the slime was not algae, but stray leaves.

Police searching for an alleged robber, suspected in at least four bank robberies across Arkansas, have turned to technology to catch him. Fort Smith police Sgt. Jarrard Copeland have created a profile of the man on the social networking Website MySpace, hoping someone will recognize him and inform police. Against a backdrop of $100 bills and soundtrack of "Citizens on Patrol," a text box in bright green describes the man as a "self employed criminal," around 60 years-old with average height and weight.

A robber who looted a bank in Fayetteville was baffled when he discovered he become a robbery victim himself. When police arrested Joseph Thomas Mulkerin for alleged robbery, he took police to his room to show the looted money. However, the 46-year-old robber got the shock of his life when he discovered some of his looted money was missing. In a strange twist to the story, police later charged maintenance worker David Mims for breaking into the room and stealing some of the cash.