Durex is seeking candidates in Canada to test condoms. The company says this is one job that workers will like to take take home with them specifically straight to the bedroom. On the company's website www. durexcondomtester. ca/ officials are calling for a few good men. "Durex(R) wants condom users to not only have safe sex, but to also have fun," says Stephen Mare, Brand Manager, Durex Consumer Products. "What better way to make sure that our condoms are meeting the needs of Canadians than to ask Canadians first-hand? We know Canucks are up for it!"

early 100 wild elephants rampaged on a river island in India's northeast Assam province on Saturday, demolishing homes, feasting on sugarcane and panicking residents, officials said. "The herd is wandering just about anywhere in Majuli. A forest guard was injured and about 50 houses have been pulled down, forcing residents to take shelter in a makeshift relief camp that we have set up," LS Changsan, Jorhat district magistrate told the media.

An amorous peacock had an aristocrat fuming mad after it caused a $8,100 damage to his employee's blue Lexus car - by trying to have sex with it. According to a local paper, Baronet Sir Benjamin Slade has put in a claim to insurers to cover the damage to his employee's car.

A 33-years-old mayor of a Siberian oil town in Russia has ordered his officials to refrain from uttering expressions such as "I don't know," "I can't," and "Look for another job. " Oksana Shestakova spokeswoman for Megion Mayor Alexander Kuzmin said the local chief executive banned these negative phrases and 25 others, to make his administration serve people with more integrity and efficiency.

A shrimp boat captain successfully delivered a baby 30 miles offshore. Captain Ed Kiesel used a new roll of paper towels and a first aid handbook to successfully deliver Cindy Preisel's baby boy on Tuesday, even though the baby's feet emerged first.