A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. MAN: "What was that for?" WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. MAN: "What the hell was that for this time?" WIFE: "Your horse is on the phone" From:GigglePedia

Palmira, a 12-year-old male was chosen Sunday as the best and finest Arab thoroughbred. The announcement was made during the 29th annual National Show of Arabian Horses in the popular Janow Ppodlaski stud-farm in southern Poland. Reports said the annual show also attracted 32 mares and two stallions that were put on sale in this year's main auction, "the Pride of Poland. " Some 16 other horses were auctioned off Sunday morning in a silent sale, organizers of the event said.

In what may be the first incident ever recorded, a 53-year-old man from Prosser, Washington claims he was bitten by the decapitated head of a rattlesnake in his house and had to be hospitalized. The incident took place on Monday when Danny Anderson and his son saw the five-foot snake while feeding horses. The pair immediately pinned it with a pipe and cut off its head with a shovel.

Oliver, the white-faced capuchin monkey at zoo in Mississippi has led the officials on a chase after managing to unlock his pen and escape. The Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo asked residents Tuesday to help in the recovery of this monkey who escaped at about 8 a. m. The capuchin monkey is a species of monkey native to South and Central America. Park officials believe that Oscar could have escaped to a nearby country club.

When a drunk German man, identified only as Wolfgang H, found no parking place for his horse, he used a bank's automatic teller machine for that purpose. The horse's owner apparently drank a bit too the night before and decided to sleep it off inside the bank's heated foyer. Talking to the Bild newspaper, the 40-year-old machinist said he had "a few beers" with a friend in Wiesenburg, southwest of Berlin.