Thomas Gooch wouldn't believe the big-chested beauty who was sitting next to him was really a qualified paralegal and accused Dmitry Feofanoy of placing her there to help him win the case.

The holy one took action after nun Anna Nobili - who used to be a striptease artist - twirled around a crucifix as part of her new religious routine and was also unimpressed that celebrities such as Madonna had visited the 500-year-old place of worship.

According to research by the University of British Columbia females are more sexually attracted to brooding bad boys than happy-go-lucky lads.

Nine men and three women aged 28 to 50 will appear in court in Mpumalanga on charges of murder and arson after Albert Malwane was burned to death.

The 'Blur' rocker teamed up with MasterCard to enjoy free food with over 350 other picnic-lovers at the table which covered 90 metres of ground.

Mary Ramos, 46, said she slashed her man in the face and chest because she thought he was meeting a naked woman in their flat's communal bathroom.

Headteachers across 11 schools in Middlesbrough are sick of mums and dads turning up in the mornings still wearing their nightwear because they think it sets a bad example to pupils.

Daniel Schwenk, 77, came across the tribute to his great-uncle in the New York Times and noticed his name was spelled incorrectly and some dates were wrong.

Truck driver Steven McCormack slipped and fell from his vehicle's foot plate, breaking a compressed air hose that powered the brakes.

Health and safety officials in the country have deemed the yeast extract product - which is used a savoury spread and has an acquired taste - too full of extra vitamins for their shelves.

The unnamed 24 year old was standing at a bus stop when a thief used a knife-like weapon to take her long hair in the central city of Goiania.

The grisly object is said to have once been attached to the body of St Vitalis of Assisi, who was an Italian hermit and monk who died in 1370 and was associated with medical treatment of private parts.

Thought to be the first of its kind, the production - entitled 'Dog and Cat First on Stage: Thailand Fantasy The Musichong' - has a cast made up of 11 canines, one feline and six human beings.

The inanimate object looked so much like an actual man-eating beast, armed officers and a force helicopter were called to remove it from a field in Hampshire.

Farmer Lao Yang was worried when he first saw feline Niu Niu with the baby birds but soon realised she had no intention of eating them at all and instead grooms them and lets them sleep with her.

Mandy and Darryl Ryan and their three children had to move out of their house in Crosby, Merseyside, for eight days, after what was thought to be a deadly Brazilian wandering spider was found in a bunch of bananas.

Charley Craig from Glasgow in Scotland is only 4ft 7ins but can lift more weight than any other child in the country.

Hezi Dean broke magician David Blaine's endurance record in Rabin Square, Tel Aviv by performing the stunt without food or a catheter.

James Childs has landed his dream job early on in life after being picked from hundreds of applicants by manufacturer Bandai to give monthly verdicts of their latest products on YouTube.

Vice speaker of the Ukrainian parliament Adam Martynyuk lost his temper and attacked a deputy legislator.

Sailor Martin Ernstbrunner and his girlfriend Tracy were sailing in the Seychelles on their homemade catamaran and thought they had found the perfect deserted beach.

Richie 'The Human Ashtray' Magic was going to demonstrate how disgusting the habit is by putting out 200 cigarettes on his pain-proof tongue.

Josh Ferrin bought the home in Salt Lake City and was shocked to find the huge amount of cash hidden in the garage.

The country is known for being car-friendly, with extremely low gasoline prices and little need for highway rules but now a bus driver has been banned from the roads for a year.

The club in Torquay received complaints from nuns at nearby convent school Stoodley Knowle, where they have bought two houses and are in the process of refurbishing them.

Although Lakeysha Beard, 39, was sat in the quiet carriage during the trip between Oakland, California, and Portland, Oregon she continued to chat loudly the entire time.

The nation's Centre for Disease Control and Prevention has helpfully provided hints in a blog on how to cope if the undead start walking the earth.

Don Gorske, 59, has lived off the burgers produced by fast food chain McDonalds, eating them every day since 1972 and vows to keep on going until the day he dies.

Visitors have lost more than their stomachs on the rides at THORPE PARK, with a false leg, a wig, a wallet full of condoms and 52 underground travel cards also being found in its grounds.

The unnamed man baffled staff at Wrexham station in Anglesey when he put the animal in a lift to get to his desired platform before pulling it on to a train set for Holyhead.