European Union officials in Brussels are to impose a ban on 'Ladies' Night' in European night clubs, believing goods and services within the EU should be offered to both sexes equally. This means European ladies will no longer be able to enjoy free alcoholic drinks or admissions to night clubs and pubs throughout the EU.

Italy's only transgender member of parliament is fighting what he calls toilet "apartheid. "Reuters reports Vladimir Luxuria does not approve of a suggestion by a center-right lawmaker to create a third bathroom for transgender politicians.

Posters of Hollywood heartthrobs Brad Pitt and George Clooney are the latest fad to hit the walls of gynecologist offices across the United Kingdom, in an attempt to help calm the nerves of patients who come in for their regular check-ups. The aim is to take patients' minds off the intimate procedures being carried out at the clinics at Leigh Infirmary, Wigan in England.

Asked how men could be encouraged to pay more attention to their health, in an interview with Men's Health magazine, Prince Charles said, "Via the ladies, I'd have thought. "Prince who is celebrating the first anniversary of his marriage to Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, on Monday said, "It's funny, the influence that women can have on getting us men sorted out is enormous. "

A snake was found in a Sydney Airport women's toilet presumably after a reptile smuggler chickened out in transporting the slithering reptile by customs officers. The snake, identified as a non-venomous 3-foot long green tree python native to South-East Asia, startled a bathroom attendant who was cleaning a ladies toilet on Sunday afternoon.