In an attempt to participate in the Costa Vida World Burrito Eating Championship on Sept. 22, "The Black Widow," the world's best 'lobster eating' woman will make her way to South Portland, Maine. Sonya Thomas is the 100-pound woman from Alexandria, Virginia that consumed 11. 3 pounds of lobster meat in 12 minutes in 2005 in Kennebunk.

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end. . . He said. . . Want a quickie? She said. . . As opposed to what? He said. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said. . . You wear briefs, don't you? He said. . . Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said. . . Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. He said. . . This coffee isn't fit for a pig! She said. . . No problem, I'll get you some that is. She said. . . What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said. . . It's not my fault. . . I ran out of money. He said. . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said. . . Well, you succeeded. Priest. . . I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband. She said. . . Who's gonna look? He said. . . You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said. . . No, have you? He said. . . Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said. . . Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind. He said. . . Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said. . . Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. He said. . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said. . . I would, but you're never there. He said. . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said. . . That's a good idea. . . You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart. He said. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said. . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard. __________________ Gigglepedia

Estonia has won both gold and silver at the 12th annual world wife-carrying championships in Finland. Participants braved rain, hurdles and exhaustion to stumble along a 250-metre path with women clinging upside-down to their backs. There were 44 couples from 12 countries competing in the annual event in Sonkajarvi, reports Sky News. The idea for the race came from a Finnish legend, Rosvo-Ronkainen, who made people run through a forest carrying heavy sacks on their backs.

A 2-year-old boy miraculously survived a perilous ride in his mother's pick up truck that rolled down through several embankments, trees and structures before coming to a halt against a chain link fence. It wasn't clear why the pickup started rolling. The incident happened Sunday morning when the boy's mom was loading a mattress into the pickup's bed while the toddler sat alone in the cab, Yavapai County Sheriff's spokeswoman Susan Quayle told the Miami Herald.