Lisa Stuff

Unsuccessful At Gaining French Citizenship, Woman Throws Mug At Mona Lisa

A Russian woman upset with not having been granted French citizenship threw a coffee mug at the Mona Lisa a little over a week ago, but the masterpiece, dubbed the most famous painting in the world, was undamaged, the Louvre museum said on Tuesday.

According to the Guardian, the woman brought an empty mug into the museum on Aug. 2 and threw this at the painting. Enclosed in bullet-proof glass, the Mona Lisa was untouched.

Rumors Of Jeff Goldblum's Death "Completely Untrue"

Jeff Goldblum is alive, thank you very much. A cruel erroneous report recently came out, saying that the "Jurassic Park" star has plunged to his death in a fall on his film's set.

The 56-year-old actor reportedly died in New Zealand on Thursday, the same day the world is mourning the loss of TV icon Farrah Fawcett and music legend Michael Jackson.

Dustin Hoffman Says Masturbation Keeps Him Fit
Dustin Hoffman Says Masturbation Keeps Him Fit

Dustin Hoffman says masturbation keeps him fit. The 71-year-old actor insists that along with a regular exercise regime pleasuring himself is a good way to stay in shape.

Speaking at the U.K. premiere of "Last Chance Harvey" in London's Leicester Square Wednesday night, Dustin told BANG Showbiz: "I work out every morning, it's hard. I play tennis and injure myself from it, which happens more often. I jog and I do light weights."

Postal Service To Issue 'Simpsons' Stamps
Postal Service To Issue 'Simpsons' Stamps

The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) on Thursday announced on its website that it will start issuing new stamps featuring the five main characters of the TV comedy series "The Simpsons" on May 7.

The stamps on Simpsons characters Homer; his wife, Marge; their son Bart, daughter Lisa and baby Maggie are the USPS's way of honoring the longest-running TV comedy show about a dysfunctional middle-class family lampooning American culture.

California Woman Who Helped Officemate Out Of Car Crash Facing Lawsuit In State Supreme Court

In a 4-3 vote, the California Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that good Samaritans who unintentionally harm victims they tried to help are open for a lawsuit.

The decision, in effect, places in question the state's 1980 Health and Safety Code, which provides that, "No person who in good faith, and not for compensation, renders emergency care at the scene of an emergency shall be liable for any civil damages resulting from any act or omission."