A thief stole hundreds of bras from a Victoria's Secret store in Flagstaff Mall midday Sunday. According to police, they are still conducting an investigation as to how a thief managed to get about 350 bras out of the store during business hours. They are also wondering how the thief got the bras out of the store without sounding the alarm.

A 47-year-old man from Rutland, Vermont is now facing two felony counts and a misdemeanor charge of retail theft after he reportedly exposed himself to two Victoria's Secret store clerks while trying on women's underwear. Robert K. Scott, who went to a lingerie store in the Diamond Run Mall twice, once in April and then in May, was released on conditions that he should stay away from the mall and the store.

A life-sized Homer Simpson statue has been recovered and returned to the movie theater from which it was stolen, located in a popular suburban shopping mall near Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia's largest city. "This case has been solved," Mazlan Mansor, police chief of Malaysia's central Petaling Jaya district, told the Associated Press. The culprits, tracked down by local police, were allegedly just overzealous fans of "The Simpsons. "

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A 19-year-old man crashed through the entrance of the Westfield Sunrise Mall in Massapequa, New York, Thursday evening and kept on driving past frightened, scurrying shoppers. The teenager, who drove a 1995 Toyota through the main entrance of the mall near JCPenny's, first headed to the center of the mall. After that he made two left turns and exited near a McDonald's.