You might want to think twice before you go around saving a damsel in distress, like one would-be Wisconsin knight knows now. James Van Iveren is facing criminal charges after he mistook the sound of a woman screaming for a rape in progress, and burst through his neighbor's door armed with a sword.

According to a police affidavit, Van Iveren kicked open the door of an apartment without warning and pointed a sword at the owner, who was watching an adult DVD at the time.

The neighbor told police that Van Iveren followed him at "sword point" throughout the apartment asking about the woman he heard screaming. Van Iveren allegedly made the man open his closet doors to prove he was alone.

According to the neighbor what Van Iveren heard was the soundtrack to a pornographic movie he was watching; a movie he later had to play for police to prove he was telling the truth.

The officers agreed, and reluctantly Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct.