North Carolina Man Finds A Finger In His Frozen Custard

May 2, 2005
Topics finger, man, candy, mouth, tv, news, woman and police
Central Administrator - News Room Administrators AdministratorWILMINGTON, N. C. A North Carolina man found the tip of a severed human finger in a container of frozen custard.

Man Tries To Beat Breath Test By Putting Feces In Mouth

March 29, 2005
By W. J. Brown, All Headline News TORONTO, Ontario (AHN)-- An alleged drunk driver tried hard to beat a police breath test by stuffing his mouth full of his own feces. According to police reports, the man, aged 59, vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the police car and after arriving at the station, the suspect grabbed a handful of his own feces "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine. " Despite the man's efforts, it did not work. The breathalyzer registered two readings that indicated intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit. Police then called in paramedics to check the man's condition. "This fellow was in need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things. " stated police.
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