A life-size nude self-portrait woven on a monk's cloth, vanished Monday night from Linfield College where it was being exhibited. Tamera Bremer was visibly upset when her life-size nude self-portrait titled "the sexy sex: all-nude review rug one," was stolen from the exhibit.

A 20-year-old Syracuse woman accused of leaving four young children in the wild so she could pose for nude photos is facing charges of endangering the welfare of a child. The authorities were alerted of situation by a man, who was apparently fishing at the nearby creek, saw them crying. When officers reached the woods near Syracuse's Inner Harbor, the oldest girl, age 6, told them that "Aunt Michelle" went into the woods to take "nasty pictures. "

The pastor of a Times Square Church has asked the state court to bar a bidet company from showing off it's cheeky advertising. At the center of the issue is a billboard, which would run on both sides of the building housing the church, featuring several nude bottoms with a smiley on them. The head of the 8,000-member church complains that the bidet company's plan to put up a giant billboard will interfere with the consecration of the church goers.

Kevin Bean, 48, of Salem probably had something else in mind when he entered the local Lather and Lace men's hair salon in New Hampshire. According to officials, Bean went to the bathroom at the salon, took off his pants and shirt and emerged wearing only his underwear. When a female employee told Bean to get dressed, he took off the remaining clothing and stood naked before her. Employees kicked Bean out of the salon and called police.

Drought can have significant environmental, economic and social consequences, like death of livestock, reduced crop yields, wildfires and social unrest. But it can have some benefits also, at least for a carwash businessman. In Queensland, a strip club owner is making an "honest dollar" by opening a nude car wash that uses recycled water in a drought-stricken region. According to local media reports, the operation is an outcome of a ban imposed by the state government that bars residents from washing their own cars to avoid unnecessary wastage of precious water.