Canadian court ended hearings this Wednesday of what observers see as a case that pits freedom of expression with safeguarding children. For refusing to carry what it deems to be sexually explicit pamphlets, Canada Post was sued by the Sex Party, the country's only accredited sex-related political party.

Security experts have debunked the reported assassination of a Russian spammer and called it a hoax. On Thursday, a blog post on the website Loonov. com claimed a spammer named Alexey Tolstokozhev was shot in the head, "a clear mark of Russian hit men. " The news even made it to the popular technology website Slashdot. org, saying "Alexy Tolstokozhev was recently found murdered in his palatial spam-bought estate near Moscow. The implications of this hands-on method of system administration are staggering. "

A 47-years-old Indonesian migrant worker was sentenced by Malaysian court to six months imprisonment for nearly severing her husband's penis because of excessive jealousy Wednesday, police said. The deputy chief of Johor state's criminal investigations department Che Yussof Che Ngah said Umidah Setu, an Indonesian migrant worker based in Malaysia, pleaded guilty Tuesday in the southern city of Johor Bahru to voluntarily causing harm.

A 35-year-old Thai woman is reported missing and on the run with her husband's penis after cutting it off when she discovered husband's infidelity. Police Lt. Col. Kornwat Hunpradit said Pornbun Sinthusin, 35, came home in the capital of Bangkok Monday and found her husband, Ploeng Plaekratoke, in bed with another woman.

A performance at the Edinburgh fringe festival, the Circus of Horrors, certainly lived up to its name when one of the unlucky performers had to be rushed to the hospital after his penis got stuck in a vacuum cleaner during his on-stage routine. Daniel Blackner, aka "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf," had to be hospitalized after his one-man act went terribly awry, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a Hoover vacuum, much to Blackner's - and the crowd's - horror.