Naughty Clint Westwood will not likely receive a Christmas present from Santa Claus anytime soon. The 22-year-old drama student at the University of Montana shoved a pumpkin pie into Santa Claus, who was entertaining visitors of Southgate Mall in Missoula.

A man devoured a ten-person feast in fifteen minutes, in an attempt to raise awareness for those who go hungry in New York City. Competitive eating champion Tim Janus devoured 4. 5 kilograms of turkey, 1. 8 kilograms of mashed potatoes, 1. 4 kilograms of cranberry sauce, 1. 1 kilograms of beans, and an entire pumpkin pie for dessert. "What's so important about today is that it begins to full my stomach up and I can now leave a little more for everybody else," Janus said.

An Indiana man hopes to market a new line of literal roadkill pizza where the toppings would be scooped out of the remains the animals killed in road. Named as Roadkill Frozen Pizza, inventor Ira Scott is literally on-the-road picking up roadkill and making frozen pizza pies out of highway flattened critters. To the relief of customers, the roadkill pizza comes in a 'cheesy' strange looking cardboard pizza box with a tire track running through the middle of the pie.

According to a police official, two Lenawee county jail guards have been fired for allegedly giving a slice of cherry pie to an inmate after asking him to strip down and run through the complex in the buff as a dare. According to an announcement by Sheriff Larry Richardson, reported in the Daily Telegram, officials in charge of the jail "took decisive action" following the indecent incident.

A woman is arrested, put behind bars and now awaiting a court date after calling 911 asking for a "cute cop" to come to her home. It all started when a deputy responded to a noise complaint at Lorna Dudash's home in Aloha, Oregon.