A man already arrested for running naked up and down a local street was further charged for kicking puddles of urine on deputies questioning him on his streaking. Early Wednesday morning authorities of Arapahoe County received reports of a man running naked in the street. The police responded by going to the house of 28-year old Kevin Lininger, who was clothed in his home when they arrived.

The English language has almost reached the one-million-word mark, according to an expert running a website that tracks the language's development. Paul Payack of the Global Language Monitor says that the English language's expansion was greatly aided by the addition of email and Internet lingo. These technology-based means of communication, according to Payack, have resulted in the rise of now-common phrases at a significant speed.

Jerry Morgan noticed that the front windows of his neighbor's house in Parker City was shattered, and was shocked to see blood all over the walls. Thinking that a murder had occurred, Morgan phoned the local authorities for assistance.

A man authorities released on bail for theft charges immediately stole a car from a local gas station minutes after leaving the police station. The suspect, 22-year old Donald Strohm Jr. , reportedly drove off with a Kia Optima Monday right after being arraigned and released on bail for stealing more than $1000 worth of razor blades and over-the-counter medication from a Quakertown market.

A man planning to run in the Republican primary for the West Virginia state Senate has withdrawn after accidentally registering himself as a Democrat, ten years ago. Ronald Jean Moltere, 64, recently discovered the mistake he made a decade ago. He explained that he never found out about the mistake because he had always voted in the general elections, and never in the primaries.