get this:
i was running down my street last night coming homeand i see this girl run across the road.then i see something fly across the yard she was in.So i stop dead in my tracks when i probably should have been running.The girl comes up to me and says,"Can you help me find my shoe?" I was laughing so hard i almost pee-d on myself.So i was good person i guess and went and helped her but it was so histerical.We looked like red-necks looking for a shoe in the middle of the night.