Funny Signs Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed. " Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak. " At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow out. " Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?" Sign at the psychic's hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you. " In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan. " In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. " In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced" Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques. " In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?" In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends. " On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak. " In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. " In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. " In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. " On a roller coaster: "Watch your head. " On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission. " On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. " Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car. " ------------------------ Giggle for healthy life From: GigglePedia. com

Residents in the Chicago suburb of Rosemont are flocking to the Willow Creek Health Club to see an aging tree some believe bears an image of their late Mayor Donald E. Stephens. The speculations are built on an image created naturally on the bark of a tree that the former mayor had protected two times from being cut down. The image has fueled several speculations in the village Stephens ran since its inception 51 years ago.

A Janesville, Wisconsin woman, who had been taking care of a sick squirrel for three weeks, ended up being scratched and bitten by the ungrateful animal. The 47-year-old woman, whose name is not released, said she found the small and sick squirrel in her window sill about three weeks ago wanted to take "care for it. "

A father of a 15-year-old girl has reportedly filed a complaint against the confusing signs on the bathroom doors at McGuire's Irish Pub in Florida saying it caused his daughter embarrassment after she entered into the men's bathroom. The men's room sign has a large print that reads "Ladies" and smaller text which further reads that women shouldn't go in there because it's the men's room. The women's room has a similar sign. The confusing signs have sent many women to the men's room and vice versa.

Officials with Australia's marine police are puzzled by the discovery of an unmanned yacht found floating off Australia's Great Barrier Reef with its engines and electronics running, and food served on the table. The catamaran, named Kaz II, was spotted by a coastal aircraft during a regular patrol on Wednesday, but it was on Friday that rescue workers boarded the boat and reported the missing crew. Emergency Management Queensland spokesperson Jon Hall said that when rescuers reached the yacht they found the computers on the boat running and a table that apparently had been freshly set for a meal - but there was no signs of the crew.