Jessica Simpson now has a new distinction to add to her list: topping In Touch Weekly's The magazine says, "With a pair of perfect double Ds, Jessica sets the standard for busty bombshells. "

Ashlee Simpson sang, without backup tracks or incident on "Saturday Night Live" in her return to the scene of last year's lip-synch fiasco. Jessica Simpson's little sister belted out the song "Catch Me When I Fall", the only boost seeming to come with a brief echo effect on her vocal in the chorus. When she was done, Simpson smiled and hopped in relief. It was nearly a year after Simpson's embarrassing appearance on the same stage, where her voice was heard singing the wrong song when she held her microphone at her waist. The 21-year-old danced an awkward jig and then walked off the stage.

A federal judge orders former football player, O. J. Simpson to pay $25,000 in damages for pirating satellite TV signals from DirecTV. U. S. District judge, Joan Lenard, awards the damages, plus attorneys fees and other costs, after granting a motion for summary judgment in a civil suit against Simpson.

A group of British potato farmers are waging war on the world's slackers and their coined title, "couch potato. "The farmers claim the term's position in the dictionary inadvertantly gives potatoes a bad name.

On September 18, 2003, Jaime Chilberg was arrested after she attempted to smuggle drugs into the U. S. from Canada. Legal papers posted on The Smoking Gun detail the events: