Man Falls To His Death Down Elevator Shaft

February 21, 2006
Authorities say a 25-year-old man is dead after attempting to climb out of an elevator that was stuck between floors Monday night. It is believed five people were inside the elevator when they called for help before prying the doors open. The man fell several stories down the open elevator shaft at Lincoln Square, a new shopping complex east of Seattle.

Teens Fake Own Abductions

December 12, 2005
Two teenage girls are being held in juvenile detention after they faked their own kidnappings. They go before a judge Tuesday. According to investigators, 15-year-old Shena Armond and 16-year-old Charlene Charles called their mothers to say they had been kidnapped and taken to West Palm Beach.

Death Row Inmate Writes Children's Book

December 7, 2005
Cofounder of the notorious Crips gang, Stanley "Tookie" Williams has been calling death row home since 1981. In a new children's book called "Life In Prison" he warns kids about the pitfalls and dangers that befell him and how his life went horribly wrong. Williams, on death row since 1981, is scheduled to die by lethal injection on December 13, 2005, unless California Governor Schwarzenegger issues clemency in a closed hearing later this week.

Swedish Man Reads Porn To Six-Year-Olds

December 1, 2005
Yvonne Lee - All Headline News Staff ReporterA Swedish drama student was fined 2,400 crowns on Wednesday for reading the stories as part of a theater project on children's sexuality, reports the Dagens Nyheter newspaper on its Web site.

Sex In Space May Cause Earthly Problems

October 30, 2005
United States space and biological experts have warned that sex in space will bring real Earthly problems not pleasure, for men and women heading to the moon and Mars. The resulting pregnancies could put long-range missions in chaos. A panel of scientists reported to NASA that interplanetary passion could cause biological and logistical chaos to its latest plans to send humans on long missions. Locked in tight corners and compartments in spaceships for years, surrounded by the starry everlasting night, astronauts' thoughts are bound to turn to romance, states the report, on risk strategy. Close encounters of the human kind could have profound consequences, it adds. Without space agency prophylactic supplies for the necessary precautions, zero-gravity transgressions could lead to zero-gravity pregnancies. "Pregnancy in space is a real issue," said one report author, Professor Lawrence Palinkas, of the University of Southern California in Los Angeles. "We have to think now about how to deal with sex in space. Astronauts are human. We have no authenticated stories of sex on missions so far, though there have been near things, I suspect. "On a six-month space-station simulation mission, Canadian astronaut Judith Lapierre became the unwanted recipient of the attentions of a love-struck Russian cosmonaut after a New Year's Eve party was celebrated with vodka shots. Lapierre was pulled out of range of the observation cameras and given a deep kiss. On this occasion, she resisted. "He was aggressing my personal space," she complained later. However, future approaches might be more warmly accommodated, the report implies. However, keeping such acts private is likely to wane on even the most resourceful astronautic couple. Spacemen and spacewomen have their biological readings measured constantly. A passionate moment of any kind is likely to spike readings back home at mission control.
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