A 35-year-old Thai woman is reported missing and on the run with her husband's penis after cutting it off when she discovered husband's infidelity.

Police Lt. Col. Kornwat Hunpradit said Pornbun Sinthusin, 35, came home in the capital of Bangkok Monday and found her husband, Ploeng Plaekratoke, in bed with another woman.

A performance at the Edinburgh fringe festival, the Circus of Horrors, certainly lived up to its name when one of the unlucky performers had to be rushed to the hospital after his penis got stuck in a vacuum cleaner during his on-stage routine.

Daniel Blackner, aka "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf," had to be hospitalized after his one-man act went terribly awry, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a Hoover vacuum, much to Blackner's - and the crowd's - horror.

A panda has finally settled questions about its gender after giving birth to twin female cubs in China, the Shanghai Daily reported on Friday.

According to the newspaper, the 11-year-old panda named Jinzhu gave birth to twins on Monday at the Wolong Nature Reserve for Giant Pandas in the southwestern province of Sichuan. The cubs, which were born one hour apart, weighed 190 and 70 grams (6.7 and 2.5 ounces).

A new martial arts video in China is teaching men how to toughen up their crotches. Shi Yanwu, a self-proclaimed monk, teaches men "Tiedang Gong" or "Iron Crotch Kung Fu". The video includes shots of Yanwu being kicked in the crotch, a monk hanging by a rope tied to his penis, and a monk using his penis to pull a heavy stone.

The video says that practicing Tiedang Gong can make "a man can not only protect himself better, but also improve his sexual agility and potency." Yanwu claims he learned the technique at the Shaolin Temple, but is now the only monk left who understands the art.