Without food and water for nearly two months, a cat accidentally locked in a garden shed by her owner survived by licking condensation off the windows.

According to her owner, he had almost given up Emmy for lost after the ten-year old cat failed to show up.

A Portland man almost died when he tested fate and put his pet rattlesnake in his mouth.

Of course, the risky behavior came after a few beers with his friends, but nonetheless it nearly got him killed.

In what may be the first incident ever recorded, a 53-year-old man from Prosser, Washington claims he was bitten by the decapitated head of a rattlesnake in his house and had to be hospitalized.

The incident took place on Monday when Danny Anderson and his son saw the five-foot snake while feeding horses. The pair immediately pinned it with a pipe and cut off its head with a shovel.

An Israeli man found a French kiss of his girlfriend a bit too hard when she bit off part of his tongue Thursday.

The man got the tongue reattached at the Nahariya Hospital.

Looks like former Spice Girl and ultimate 'Footballer's Wife' Victoria 'Posh' Spice can't get a break. The former singer and aspiring fashion icon hasn't even started her All-American campaign just yet, and already a designer is trying to persuade her to stay put in England.

New t-shirts emblazoned with the slogan "Free Becks, Keep Posh" have already gone on sale in an attempt to have soccer star David Beckham come to America sans his pouty wife.