A drunk Belgian woman dies in a freak accident involving a grave stone at a cemetery, reports local news agency Belga

The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle early Saturday morning when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

A teenager turns in a substitute school bus driver who smelled of alcohol as he sped down the road with the schoolchildren on board, police say.

The 17-year-old girl, whose name was not released, ushered a group of remaining students off the bus when she reached her stop.

A 39-year-old man wakes up to find his testicles in a padlock, according to the Portsmouth Herald.

Police report the man is intoxicated when the arrive at the scence July 30 at about 3:40 am.

A mother left her 7-year-old son sleeping in a sports utility vehicle for about an hour late Monday night while runnin-up a $14 tab, drinking at a local bar.

According to police reports, Kathryn Stough, 33, of Plantation, Florida, cracked the window of her SUV three inches, leaving her son, unharmed and sleeping, in the backseat on an 85-degree, humid night.The doorman at the bar noticed Stough making frequent runs to her car between drinks and called police after he approached the SUV and saw the child.

By W.J. Brown, All Headline News TORONTO, Ontario (AHN)-- An alleged drunk driver tried hard to beat a police breath test by stuffing his mouth full of his own feces. According to police reports, the man, aged 59, vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the police car and after arriving at the station, the suspect grabbed a handful of his own feces "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine." Despite the man's efforts, it did not work. The breathalyzer registered two readings that indicated intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit. Police then called in paramedics to check the man's condition. "This fellow was in need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things." stated police.