A German burglar has managed to dodge a prison sentence due to a wee problem with his penis. Apparently the inmate suffers from a permanent erection, and that landed him a get out of jail free card.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burglarizing British homes.

A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week.

According to the Pittsburgh Gazette

A 31 year-old man has been arrested in Berlin, Germany after being busted while scratching large penis-shaped gouges into the paint of two cars.

The man has been under investigation for vandalizing around 330 vehicles in the region over the last few months that had also been marked with the same penis insignia.

A 31-year-old man has been suspected of vandalizing cars throughout the German city of Bochum by drawing obscene images on top of them. An estimated amount of the total damage is around 350,000 Euros.

A same penis insignia has been marked on cars throughout the city, leaving local residents baffled.

A 31-year-old man has been suspected of vandalizing cars throughout the German city of Bochum by drawing obscene images on top of them. An estimated amount of the total damage is around 350,000 Euros.

A same penis insignia has been marked on cars throughout the city, leaving local residents baffled.