An Orlando, Fla. radio personality shot his wife and dog, he said, accidentally.

Shannon Burke, 43, was arrested and had bail set at $10,000. He was ordered not to have contact with his wife and not to go within 1,500 feet from his home in the Hilltop Place neighborhood.

A confused teen opened a birthday present from his mom, only to find the Nintendo DS box stuffed with rocks and Chinese newspapers.

Tampa mom Jodi Wykle played a little birthday prank on her son, giving him the Guitar Hero game for Nintendo DS, even though he didn't have a DS yet. Next, she gave him another box, this one with a Nintendo DS in it-or so she thought.

A man accused of having sex with two inflatable dolls in a Publix parking lot won't get jail time. A judge sentenced him to six months' probation last Thursday.

George J. Bartusek Jr., 51, pled no contest, and Lee County Judge John Duryea found him guilty of misdemeanor charges of disturbing the peace and trespassing, Fort Myers' News-Press reported.

A church may face expulsion from a school auditorium it uses for services after it began a series of sermons billed as 'Great Sex For You.'

The New Hope Church of Melbourne, Fla. fell into hot water with officials after it sent out fliers to local households advertising the sermons at the school. The ads lauded that attendees could "learn how to have the Great Sex that God created you to enjoy," England's Metro newspaper reported.

Looking for new terms to use in that essay on sexual innuendo? You don't have to dust off the Roget's. Consult the Florida legislature.

A thesaurus of sorts is part of an amendment to a bill restricting the terms massage parlors can use to advertise their services. The language of the bill is incredibly clear, listing more than 70 words or phrases that might indicate that a massage is more than just a massage, including: - "girls galore" - "direct to your room" - "fox hunting" - "maid service" - "you won't be disappointed"