A teenager who wanted some peace and quiet unplugged his neighbor's life support machine because it was "too noisy". Fredrick Moelner, 17, said he wanted some sleep as he recovered from a car accident. But the respirator device used to keep 76 year old Hermann Berghoff, who occupied the hospital bed next to Moelner, was keeping him from getting any rest.

A teenager, whom school authorities think to be a former student, ran naked through a school and set off a fire extinguisher. The school authorities were saved from any panic as no students were present in the school at that time. According to police reports, the surveillance camera shows footage of the man breaking a window to enter the school. He also tampered with surveillance cameras and left his fingerprints there.

A Staten Island teenager received $1200 as a reward for returning an envelope filled with money. Yousry Desooky, found almost $12,000 in cash in the men's room of La Fiesta Restaurant in West New York, New Jersey with a note "For Tahir: $11,875" written on the outside.

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A 19-year-old man crashed through the entrance of the Westfield Sunrise Mall in Massapequa, New York, Thursday evening and kept on driving past frightened, scurrying shoppers. The teenager, who drove a 1995 Toyota through the main entrance of the mall near JCPenny's, first headed to the center of the mall. After that he made two left turns and exited near a McDonald's.