A 35-year-old Thai woman is reported missing and on the run with her husband's penis after cutting it off when she discovered husband's infidelity. Police Lt. Col. Kornwat Hunpradit said Pornbun Sinthusin, 35, came home in the capital of Bangkok Monday and found her husband, Ploeng Plaekratoke, in bed with another woman.

Authorities in a Chinese town have launched a new open toilet palace which features 1,000 innovatively designed urinals set in Egyptian style facade. While some of the urinals are shaped like a woman's mouth, others resemble the crocodile's mouth and the bust of a woman.

Continental Airlines Inc. is offering a group of passengers special travel vouchers. The coupons are not, however, part of any kind of promotional strategy - they're compensation for what passengers endured on a Continental trans-Atlantic flight last week. Things went wrong on Flight 71 right from the beginning when it took off June 13 from Amsterdam bound for Newark, N. J. The pilot decided to land the plane in Shannon, Ireland, after passengers complained of blockage in the lavatories.

Authorities at an Oregon School were left shocked with their mouths wide open after it emerged that the water in the school's toilet bowls was far much better than the drinking water at the school's fountains. The discovery was made by a Kyleray Katherman, who infused a little science into his English assignment. Katherman, a student at the Oregon Coast Technology School, took the samples of water from the school's toilet bowls and from four drinking water fountains and took them to the campus' science lab.

A Marshalltown woman may have never thought that her alleged first attempt to steal toilet paper could rob her of her freedom. Suzanne Marie Butts has been accused of stealing at least three toilet paper rolls from the Marshall County Courthouse and if convicted could face three years in prison. According to courthouse workers, the disappearance of toilet papers had been in process from a long time and that Butt was caught red-handed last week after an employee saw her whisking away with three rolls of two-ply hidden in her shirt.