Owners To Bring Dog Poop Home In Toronto

April 12, 2007
Topics dog, city, toronto and canada
The next time you take your dog for a stroll in Toronto, Canada, be careful about the new dog-poop rules. Seeing a sudden rise in the amount of dog poop in the parks, officials are considering whether dog owners should bring their pet poop home for compost rather than throw it in city garbage bins. According to a recent garbage audit, dog excreta consisted of nearly 27 percent of the garbage thrown into waste bins in city parks. It becomes increasingly difficult in summers when the bins start overflowing emitting fowl smell that makes it difficult for bystanders.

Courts Say Embarrassment Enough Punishment For Feces-Flinging Principal

April 5, 2007
A Toronto school principal faces a serious board of education review after admitting to throwing feces at a young boy who was not in her care. Maria Pantalone, 49, pleaded guilty to assault against a child Monday out of "total frustration" but was given an absolute discharge to keep her from having a criminal record stemming from the incident last June - but she now faces peer sentencing for her actions.

Humane Society Rescues Hundreds Of Mice, Pigeons From Toronto Apartment

March 26, 2007
Hundreds of pigeons, rats and mice were rescued by the Toronto Humane Society on Sunday where they were holed up in an apartment without food or water. The smell of the animals' excrement is what drew the police and Humane Society to the 15th floor Bleeker Street apartment (Wellesley and Sherbourne).

Women Beware: Your Man Could Be Judging You On Your Previous Sex Life

February 15, 2007
Women might learn to keep their previous sex lives private from their previous partners, since there is a good chance he might not approve. A survey released Tuesday by men's website xyyz. ca in Toronto explained that while women are not very likely to share how many partners she had previously with her current lover, it's probably for the best - more than 40 percent of men believe that if she's had more than 10, then she's had too many.

Two Canadian College Professor's Win Right To Smoke Pot On Campus

November 14, 2006
A professor of philosophy and a professor of criminology, enacting Canadian human rights and medical marijuana legislation, were granted the right to smoke the green plant in specially ventilated rooms near their offices this week. According to a report by Reuters, both professors suffer from chronic medical conditions and their doctors say smoking pot can alleviate some of the physical symptoms of pain. Each professor was able to convince their academic employers that they must have the right to smoke on campus as opposed to their previous arrangements to make trips just off university grounds to partake.
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