Courts Say Embarrassment Enough Punishment For Feces-Flinging Principal

April 5, 2007
A Toronto school principal faces a serious board of education review after admitting to throwing feces at a young boy who was not in her care. Maria Pantalone, 49, pleaded guilty to assault against a child Monday out of "total frustration" but was given an absolute discharge to keep her from having a criminal record stemming from the incident last June - but she now faces peer sentencing for her actions.

Humane Society Rescues Hundreds Of Mice, Pigeons From Toronto Apartment

March 26, 2007
Hundreds of pigeons, rats and mice were rescued by the Toronto Humane Society on Sunday where they were holed up in an apartment without food or water. The smell of the animals' excrement is what drew the police and Humane Society to the 15th floor Bleeker Street apartment (Wellesley and Sherbourne).

Women Beware: Your Man Could Be Judging You On Your Previous Sex Life

February 15, 2007
Women might learn to keep their previous sex lives private from their previous partners, since there is a good chance he might not approve. A survey released Tuesday by men's website xyyz. ca in Toronto explained that while women are not very likely to share how many partners she had previously with her current lover, it's probably for the best - more than 40 percent of men believe that if she's had more than 10, then she's had too many.

Two Canadian College Professor's Win Right To Smoke Pot On Campus

November 14, 2006
A professor of philosophy and a professor of criminology, enacting Canadian human rights and medical marijuana legislation, were granted the right to smoke the green plant in specially ventilated rooms near their offices this week. According to a report by Reuters, both professors suffer from chronic medical conditions and their doctors say smoking pot can alleviate some of the physical symptoms of pain. Each professor was able to convince their academic employers that they must have the right to smoke on campus as opposed to their previous arrangements to make trips just off university grounds to partake.

Rock, Paper, Scissors World Championship Competition: November 18 In Toronto

November 13, 2006
Topics world, toronto, rock, paper and book
The world championship rock, paper, scissors (RPS) tournament is set for the weekend of November 18 in Toronto. There will be 500 top competitors from all over the world in Toronto to compete in the RPS tournament. This may seem silly to some, but the grand prize may not. The winner will receive $10,000 Canadian currency, which is equivalent to $8,835 US dollars, along with the RPS world championship title.
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