The Marine Reserves Toys for Tots program rejected 4,000 talking Jesus dolls donated by Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co. one2believe division. The company said it was disappointed and surprised by the program's decision. Bill Grein, vice president of Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, said they could not accept the donation based on the fact that the toys are distributed at random.

An angry father is urging a major toy retail store to pull a popular toy from its shelf that he claims curses like a sailor when his 6-year-old son takes it out to play. The father, Philip Morton, is worried that his son is picking up the foul language. "I've had to explain to parents why my son is saying the f-word; it's horrible," he told The Daily News of Jacksonville earlier this week. "It's really a cute little toy; but God forbid, it's not what I want my kid hearing. "

A young dog owner from Balsall Common, West Midlands in England, has discovered that her pet dog ate everything she threw to him during games of "fetch. "Eight-year-old Olivia Parkinson was surprised when the vets operated on his dog Barney, to find six golf ball-sized rocks, five large twigs and whole crab apples.

Police in Israel are looking for 40 vibrators, whips and sex equipment worth 200 dollars, after a prominent sexologist's car was broken into. It's thought that the thieves who broke into Shelly Pasternak's car probably didn't know what they were taking, as the sex toys were contained in two metallic cases similar to those used for audio-visual equipment. Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld told AFP that the exact value of the items stolen was unclear, and that they were searching for the items "just as with any other incident of theft. "

Shangai, China - A Chinese court has denied a woman's claims for monetary compensation from a shopping center for her poor sex life. Her husband had an injury at the shopping center that resulted in erectile dysfunction, and the woman said her sex life was ruined after the accident. The compensation included claims for mental anguish and the money she had spend on sex toys. The woman, 31-year-old Wei Suying, filed a suit in a Shanghai court asking for $27,650. Her husband, Zhang Chengxiang, stumbled and hit his genitals on the corner of some audio equipment while working in the shopping center in 2003.