Goldfish Gets Cosmetic Surgery In Scotland

September 13, 2006
A goldfish at the Royal Museum of Scotland in Edinburgh has undergone cosmetic surgery after visitors complained of its ugliness. The fish had an "unsightly" growth on its face and visitors of the museum regularly complained that it looks ugly. According to the Scotsman, the gold fish has undergone the cosmetic surgery to remove a growth from its eye.

Woman Outraged After Column: "Don't Marry A Career Woman"

August 26, 2006
Hundreds of pop-ups appeared in chat rooms revealing angry woman everywhere in response to an article published in the opinion section of Forbes Magazine. The message: "Don't Marry a Career Woman. "Michael Noer's article appeared in the August 22 edition of the magazine. After conjuring some heated responses Forbes pulled the article from the web site and then reposted it with a counterpoint from writer Elizabeth Corcoran titled, "Don't Marry A Lazy Man. "

Scientists Ask Farmers To Report Ugly Sheep

August 15, 2006
Scientists in Australia have asked farmers to contact them if they have any ugly sheep in their flocks. On Tuesday, the South Australian Research and Development Institute (SARDI) said it is looking for "Australia's ugliest merino lambs" so they can study their genetic makeup. Farmers usually send sheep with uneven wool, strange fibers, clumps of wool that fall out, bare patches, no wool, or highly wrinkled skin to the slaughterhouse. But the project's leader, Simon Bawden, says studying unattractive sheep can help improve Australia's $2. 8 billion merino wool industry.

Bride Sued For Being Too Ugly

July 9, 2006
A Massachusetts man is suing his son's bride and her family because she is "too ugly. " The man, Dr. Vijai Pandey, was friends with a couple from Maryland, Lallan and Kanti Giri. The Giri's had proposed marriage for Pandey's 37-year-old son, Pranjul, to their niece, Savita Giri.

Australian Scientists In Hunt For Ugliest Sheep

June 8, 2006
Australian researchers are in search of country's ugliest sheep so that they could identify the genes that produce high quality wool. Scientists hope that "through the latest DNA-based technology, it's the ugly sheep that will help us make quantum leaps to advance the qualities of Australian merino wool to make it more stretchy, less scratchy, shinier and easier to spin," said Paul Hynd, a researcher from the University of Adelaide.
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