Days after obtaining an Illinois-shaped cornflake from an Internet auction, a man announced that he will be taking the prized item on the road to be part of his traveling road show. After paying $1,350 for the flake, Jon Wolf, the curator of triviamania. com, is planning to include the flake to his exhibit of American oddities.

Jerry Morgan noticed that the front windows of his neighbor's house in Parker City was shattered, and was shocked to see blood all over the walls. Thinking that a murder had occurred, Morgan phoned the local authorities for assistance.

Failing to bring proper identification cards with him, the mayor of Charleston, West Virginia used a magazine that featured him on the cover to get through a United States airport. Danny Jones was making his way through the security line at a California airport when he realized his driver's license was lost.

A lawmaker from Virginia who became famous two years ago for proposing a ban on baggy pants has shocked constituents again with a bill that would outlaw rubber testicles from being placed on the back of trucks. Delegate Lionel Spruill (D-Chesapeake) admits his new proposal is a bit comical, but he insists the bill comes from complaints made by those in his district. Spruill said a man came to him once and said that his six-year-old daughter saw a pair of testicles on the back of a truck and asked him about it. "They're offensive to some folks," Spruill said. "It's OK to express yourself, but citizens have the right not to be subjected to something vulgar. "

Police in New Jersey busted a pot smoker in a house right next door to the police station after the officers smelled the scent of marijuana. Sgt. Ronald Heinzman was on his way home when he picked up the distinct scent. Heinzman said he called over some other officers who helped him hunt down the source of the odor.