It was probably the first time a dog had got behind the wheel of his owner's car and driven it into a river. Owner Mark Ewing felt helpless as he watched his black Labrador Charlie jump into the car through an open window, somehow put his Chevy Impala into neutral and roll it down into the Pend Oreille River in Idaho. The incident took place on Wednesday evening when Ewing had just returned home from picking up a pizza.

A teenager, whom school authorities think to be a former student, ran naked through a school and set off a fire extinguisher. The school authorities were saved from any panic as no students were present in the school at that time. According to police reports, the surveillance camera shows footage of the man breaking a window to enter the school. He also tampered with surveillance cameras and left his fingerprints there.

The aggressive rampage of a squirrel in southern Germany finally came to an end on Tuesday after a 72-year-old pensioner killed the creature with his crutch. The squirrel however injured three people during the mayhem. AP reports that the rodent bit its first victim when it jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday. The woman shook off the squirrel by running in the street while it was still hanging on by its teeth to her.

Funny Signs Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed. " Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak. " At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow out. " Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?" Sign at the psychic's hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you. " In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan. " In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. " In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced" Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques. " In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?" In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends. " On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak. " In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. " In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. " In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. " On a roller coaster: "Watch your head. " On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission. " On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. " Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car. " ------------------------ Giggle for healthy life From: GigglePedia. com

In an enactment of what may sound as a scene from an action film, a man wrestled a wild leopard that entered his house and pinned it for 20 minutes until the park rangers arrived and took the cat away. The incident happened last week as Arthur Du Mosch, 49, was asleep with his family and a leopard entered through his bedroom window and hopped into his family bed.