Florida judge Richard Albritton is facing a disciplinary hearing for a string of offesive comments he made toward defendants and lawyers in his court room. Documents on The Smoking Gun also show numerous other bold and offensive statements and actions on behalf of Albritton:

Scientists at the National Zoo in Washington wanted to know if a newborn prehensile-tailed porcupine was a boy or a girl, since its sexual organs are internal, it was impossible to tell by looking. Because the sexual organs are internal, it can take up to six weeks before the gender can be determined using a method called anal palpation.

It was Homer Simpson's dream come true when a tractor trailer, carrying 2000 cases of beer, overturned in Northern Toronto's highway 401, covering the road in a sea of frosty brew. The accident occurred in the early morning hours when a small car collided with the truck. Rescuers worked to free a woman trapped in the small vehicle.

Legislators in Texas on Tuesday decided to prohibit 'sexually suggestive' performances in schools by enacting a law, reports AFP. The State of Texas is known for its Dallas Cowboy football cheerleaders. The law will eventually ban dance schedules of school cheerleaders and drill teams. Some politicians felt that that the sports events have become like "something out of strip club. " According to AFP reports, the legislators are particularly annoyed with exposed midriffs and wearing of shorter shorts and skirts. "Some of them are just downright vulgar, something you would see at an adult club or something," AFP quoted Joe Deshotel, a Democratic member of the Texas House of Representatives, as saying.

W. J. Brown - All Headline News Police arrested a 17-year-old Sammamish, Washington teen Tuesday they alledge was trying defraud his insurance company. Apparently the suspect didn't really like his aimed at junking his $42,000 2002 BMW M3 that much. . . He really wanted to upgrade to a new 2005 Bentley Continental GT coupe. According to Michael Chiu, a police spokesperson, the teen reported his expensive BMW stolen while working at his job at a restaurant in downtown Bellevue on Monday evening. The car was found by Snoqualmie police the next morning, at an unspecified location, and arrested four men, both young adults and juveniles, who were in the process of stripping the cars parts. The foursome were arrested for first-degree possession of stolen property. After their arrested they implicated the car's owner, who they claim wanted his BMW stolen so he could collect insurance money and buy the Bentley. The teenager was interviewed by police and released to his parents. Investigation details will be forwarded to the King County Prosecutor's Office for investigation of fraud. The Bentley 2005 Bentley Continental GT coupe, that the teen wanted, has a 552-horsepower engine and a top speed of 190 mph, runs about $159,000, nicely equiped.